Follow the Yellow Flag
January 15th, 2008 Posted in China | No Comments »Yesterday, Dan and I got to experience a truly unique Chinese cultural experience - the Chinese Tour group. Hustled onto a big, white bus, we braved the snowy and at times impassable roads on our way to visit several ancient cultural relics. Following our sage (ie- tour guide carrying the yellow flag and portable microphone), we walked the steps where royalty bathed and the later fled when the Red Army defeated them. It was a surreal experience. Later we would see a replica of the tomb of the first Qin emperor, who effectively created China as we know it today. His tomb consisted of an underground city, encrusted with precious stones and featuring rivers of mercury.
Before moving forward to walk over the mound (it is not open to the public) and see the famous 6,000Terracotta Soldiers who guard the mound some 1 km away, it was time for a good old-fashion infomercial. First, we went to a jade shop, then we went to a knife shop, and no not the historical kind, we’re talking kitchen knives. Did you know China makes kitchen knives that can cut a book? Fascinating, I know. And last of all, we ate at a restaurant where we had mass-produced “traditional” arts paraded in front of us that were all for sale. At first, Daniel and I thought were being schemed but no - this is how all tours operate over the entire country (we didn’t figure this out till the very end, though, right before we were going to demand a discount).
You gotta love being chauffeured around in a language you don’t understand and a culture you still haven’t quite gotten yet. In the end, we had a blast and laughed a lot. At least this time, the experience didn’t end with eating cow intestines.